I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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