you guys were way drunker than both of me
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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