VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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