I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
There's even glitter on my cock...
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