Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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