We won't sleep together?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
it's not cheating when I paid for it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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