Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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