Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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