i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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