we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I accidentally had phone sex last night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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