Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I want to fling myself into the sun
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