Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Success! We fucked roommates!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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