Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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