"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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