He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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