When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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