why didn't you poke me back
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
