In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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