Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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its like you know when i get waxed
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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