I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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