do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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