have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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