physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
this hospital has no fireball
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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