dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize