11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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