Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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