party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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