are you still at the devil's house?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I booty called her while she was in labor.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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