I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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