just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm always down for nudity.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
