i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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