I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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