That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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