I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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