You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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