I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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