i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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