I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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