When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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