i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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