Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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