Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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