Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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