is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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