I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
This is the high leading the old right now
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
