i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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