Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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