Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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