Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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