Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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