What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies