I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.