Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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