oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom