everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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