Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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