They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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